Morning Surprise

*Warning...poo discussions are coming, if you're weak of stomach you might want to skip this post!*

So, I'm woken up this morning by Heidi who is pitifully whining just loud enough that she knows it will wake me up. I look at the clock 5:59...sigh...for those of you who have dogs you have probably accepted the fact that lazy mornings are a thing of the past. I figured she probably really had to go because she almost never does this and she did have a bit of a sick stomach the day before...so up I get.

I step out of the bedroom to find nice little poo-pudding lilly pads in perfect formation on the floor of the hallway...sigh...for those of you who have dogs, you've probably enjoyed the occasional surprise such as this upon waking. Heidi is acting like she's ready to create another one any second, so I pick up the pace --not even looking in the mirror before I open the door and release the hounds!!! Heidi RAN to the front door of our building (usually she's a bit slow on the stairs) and was looking back at me like "hurry the F*&$ UP!!!!!!!" So I clipped in the leashes to prevent a traffic accident and, although I never let them do this, I let them drag me to the corner, running, to the nearest patch of grass.

I'll spare you the details of the ensuing 45 minute walk, but I guess Reese decided that since Heidi has gone enough for both of them, she'd hold off.

Hopefully whatever Heidi ate will be out of her system soon, cause this sucks!

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